MacDowall: An Elizabethan revenge tragedy recounting the just demise of Jar Jar Binks.

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LJ McDowall

This piece of Elizabethan theatre snark revolves around a particular fantasy of mine. Please send me a request if there’s a favourite scene from a movie you would like to see snarked in iambics. Use the Farce!

MacDowall

Or, The Death of Jar Jar Binks

A Tragedy. 

ACT I

SCENE 1

LADY MacDOWALL, FIRST SWORD OF GALLOWAY, STANDS BEFORE THE PORTCULLIS OF CASTLE LUCAS. DRESSED IN TIGHT LEATHER TROUSERS AND A MAN’S DOUBLET, WITH KNEE-HIGH BUSKINS, SHE HOLDS A DRAWN RAPIER IN HER HAND.

LADY MacDOWALL:

I call ye, darkest aspects of the Force

And take my mirth for gall. I come unto

The dwelling place of George, Lord Lucas, now

to take him to a place of reckoning.

I come to slay the Beast that sheltereth

Here in this dark and gloomy Lucas Fort.

One Jar-Jar Binks, that bastard cur most foul,

hath in his time such dreadful anguish…

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