Love love love this thank you L J McDowall 😉
This piece of Elizabethan theatre snark revolves around a particular fantasy of mine. Please send me a request if there’s a favourite scene from a movie you would like to see snarked in iambics. Use the Farce!
Or, The Death of Jar Jar Binks
LADY MacDOWALL, FIRST SWORD OF GALLOWAY, STANDS BEFORE THE PORTCULLIS OF CASTLE LUCAS. DRESSED IN TIGHT LEATHER TROUSERS AND A MAN’S DOUBLET, WITH KNEE-HIGH BUSKINS, SHE HOLDS A DRAWN RAPIER IN HER HAND.
I call ye, darkest aspects of the Force
And take my mirth for gall. I come unto
The dwelling place of George, Lord Lucas, now
to take him to a place of reckoning.
I come to slay the Beast that sheltereth
Here in this dark and gloomy Lucas Fort.
One Jar-Jar Binks, that bastard cur most foul,
hath in his time such dreadful anguish…
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